The Confessions of A Fifi

If anyone looks at the date on that ultrasound pic you posted on MM, you will be called the biggest liar. Did you know that? Use PS, at least, to cover your ignorance.

2010-05-25T21:35:00.001-07:00

Are you illiterate? The date says "05-25-2010". You know... today's date. Hahaha... you're really getting pathetic.

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If/when you crash my couch, can I shoot you with my big spiffy camera? :D Pleeeeeeease!

2010-05-20T14:49:00.001-07:00

Definitely... I am your clay, do with me what you want. :)

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Let's just make out.

2010-05-17T14:48:00.001-07:00

I'll pass...

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Hey, haven't seen you post on SF2 like for 5 days or so. Why haven't you been there?

2010-05-17T14:47:00.001-07:00

Been super busy. We're figuring out our moving plans since our lease is up this month... I've been planning a bunch of my own shoots (modeling and photography)... Recovering from a break-up/flare up.

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Sorry this isn't really a question but more of a statement. I pretty much love you cause I've had the opportunity to get to know you as a person. You are awesome no matter what :)

2010-05-15T15:23:00.001-07:00

Aww... you're awesome too. We definitely should hang out again. This time, no ex drama. :P

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lol i hope youve seen the pictures of that bitch on emo-porn.com loooooooool

2010-05-15T15:22:00.003-07:00

Wait, what? Who?

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Before I was banned, for life, from MM, you always made me laugh. I still love your candor. Can we date?

2010-05-15T15:22:00.001-07:00

Thank you very much... but, I make it a rule to only accept dates from guys who don't have to ask me anonymously.

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Do you have a rough past with any other models? I'm just wondering because of thing I have heard recently.

2010-05-10T11:26:00.001-07:00

I try not to get involved with the drama that goes on with other models and photographers. If someone has an issue with me, I have no clue why considering I've been spending the better part of the past few years trying to take care of my health. I haven't really had the time to start a war with anyone.

But, I'm not going to lie, in the past, I wasn't the best of friends with some people... but now, I don't even care anymore. The time and energy I was wasting on them, could have been spent doing something more productive. Instead of worrying about who's banging who, who dumped who or who's on what drugs, I'd rather build up my name, take care of my cat and roommate and make sure I'm healthy.

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Why do you think people are so afraid of your sexuality? Why does it matter to them what you make of your life?

2010-05-07T01:28:00.001-07:00

For some, I think it's just another thing to try and berate me for because their own lives are sad and pathetic. For others, I think they're just afraid of what they don't understand. I'm not your typical vanilla hetero girl, and I understand that makes some people uncomfortable. But, I won't shove my sexuality down someone's throat if I see that it does make them uneasy. If you respect me, I will always respect you.

As for why it matters to them... I honestly have no clue why people get bent out of shape over how others live their lives.

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Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?

2010-05-06T19:23:00.001-07:00

As angry as they are, I just hope they're being gentle...

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People are pretty fucking rude to you, aren't they? hug

2010-05-06T19:09:00.001-07:00

It's cool. I'm a firm believer of getting back what you put out there. I kind of feel bad for them.

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Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?

2010-05-06T19:08:00.001-07:00

As angry as they are, I just hope they're being gentle...

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I'm curious, what will you tell your children and grandchildren about the photos you have on crazybabe.com and that pornographic site (posing as a model site) called MM?

2010-05-05T19:35:00.001-07:00

I will tell my children that at that point in her life Mommy/Grandma shot porn... and she loved it. And, one day when they're adults and if they decide to go the same route, I will support them.

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Damn you got a stalker mama..who follows you from page to page reading everything you do then find you to ask you questions about it...awww stalker would u like a hug sweetie....

2010-05-05T19:19:00.001-07:00

You can never have too many hugs! :)

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Bacon?

2010-05-05T19:18:00.001-07:00

Yes, please and thank you!!! <3

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Neutral observation: Even if the person does not follow you, you open yourself up for these things because every page they open on the forum has your attention whoring posts. If you had a life outside the net, maybe they will cease?

2010-05-05T19:17:00.001-07:00

So, you're saying I invite people to insult me and make racist remarks because I have a presence on the internet?

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Do you know that you are one of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my entire life? Just wondering :).

2010-05-05T19:16:00.001-07:00

Do you know how amazing that is coming from someone as amazing as you. For reals. You always have been and will be an inspiration.

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Filth was not a word I used to describe the images you present over the net. I said you look unclean, not sanitary and crazybabe.com doesn't even promote you on the thumbnails. What have you got to say about that?

2010-05-05T19:14:00.001-07:00

I'd say you're a fuckin idiot because I'm right there on the second row.

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You know what I really hate? I hate when I don't have the balls to talk shit to a person's face instead of hiding behind the internet.

2010-05-05T15:12:00.001-07:00

Me too, Bitz... me too. <3

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You just can't wait to post to the model site that someone dislikes you, can you? Are you asking for sympathy or begging to be noticed? When does it end?

2010-05-05T15:10:00.001-07:00

If you read it, I was mostly just calling for you to stop being such a pussy ass bitch. But, I see that's not ever going to happen. You're just going to continue to spew hateful bile because you're too sad and pathetic to do anything else with your time. So, unless you're going to come forward, I don't see the point in continuing this bantering back and forth.

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Hate is too much a valuable word to use on you. I don't believe the "questioner" HATES you, Fifi, I think he or she is just tired of your "make up as I go" posturing, pandering on the internet. Ever considered that?

2010-05-05T14:58:00.001-07:00

Then, if that's the case, they don't have to come to my formspring page, follow my posts on MM, or read my FB page. I'm not forcing anyone to like me... I'm not forcing anyone to follow me around.

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If I feed you mahi mahi nachos and the occasional mojito, will you let me troll your face all day long?

2010-05-05T14:55:00.001-07:00

Fucks yeah!!! Mmmm... Bitz and tacos...

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why even publish the shitty troll questions??? they're better left ignored.

2010-05-05T14:19:00.001-07:00

It gives me something to do while I multitask. And, I'm kind of hoping they'd come forward... but, I'm not holding my breath.

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Filthy can be sexy. I think you missed the point of the person asking you the question about your photos. Unclean is a repellant. Is that the reason why you won't address the query on your hygiene?

2010-05-05T14:11:00.001-07:00

I won't address it because it's childish bullshit spewed to try and bring me down because they are obviously not happy with their own life. It's even more pathetic that this person can't even man up and say this shit without being anonymous. But, it's whatever. If this is how they want to get their kicks... more power to them. It's giving me a good chuckle.

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Hey, cyber, pathetic cry baby, ever visit the real world where people have decent jobs and career that does not involve showing disgusting vulva, charcoal black nipples or pitch black armpits?

2010-05-05T14:08:00.001-07:00

Nope... I'm all about shoving my charcoal nips down the throats of people worldwide.

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What is the saddest thing about you? You call someone that is ONTO your agenda, pathetic, when it is clear that you have a pathetic cyber life. How often do you live in the real world?

2010-05-05T14:04:00.001-07:00

So, I have an agenda now? Seriously, I'm glad my schedule is clear today because this is a riot.

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Hi, I am a big fan of yours. I can't believe the audacity in which you publish the questions asked of you and then fire off the most feeble and pathetic replies. How do you do it?

2010-05-05T14:03:00.001-07:00

I don't know... it just happens. Call it a gift if you will.

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You never really answer a question as asked. What exactly do you do for a career and do you get a sizeable financial asset from what you do, whatever it is that you do?

2010-05-05T12:51:00.001-07:00

I have actually answered that question a few times on this site... and as for my finances, that's no ones business but my own. Least of all some pathetic internet troll.

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You wrote: "But, not the norms like apple or blueberry, I had this strawberry mango pie once, good god." Irony! You corrected someone's grammar and yet, you didn't bother to correct yours. Did you go to school?

2010-05-05T12:49:00.001-07:00

Ahahahaha... seriously... you're the best troll/stalker ever. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you.

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You're too sad and funny, at the same time. The questions asked of you here? You couldn't wait to use them as another springboard to announce on that model site forums. What doesn't it take, huh? Why don't you use the word unsanitary 'stead of filthy?

2010-05-05T12:46:00.001-07:00

Nope... I couldn't. I just had to let others in on the hilarity that is your obvious obsession with me. If it wasn't so pathetic, it might actually be a bit cute.

And, I just like the way "filthy" just rolls off the tongue.

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Is there really a secret to happiness or is it just another political ploy?

2010-05-05T10:49:00.001-07:00

I think there is... but, it's not superficial or materialistic. Happiness is a state of mind. /hippie moment

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Did I just ask what I think I just asked?

2010-05-05T10:47:00.001-07:00

Yes you did... slut.

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What is your favorite type of pie and what should she be wearing?

2010-05-05T09:59:00.001-07:00

Hahaha... Tia and nothing.

But, on a serious note... I LOVE fruit pies. But, not the norms like apple or blueberry, I had this strawberry mango pie once, good god.

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Do you believe that same type of people attract their kind of people? Men with intelligence and class would NEVER fawn all over you like the losers you have here. Desperate acts deserve desperate measures. The measures are what the men here reveal.

2010-05-05T09:53:00.001-07:00

First, I wouldn't call the people/men who post here losers. A lot of them are my real friends so fuck you for insulting them when your issue is with me.

And, I do believe that... my exes are some of the most creative and intelligent people I know.

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A couple of questions for you, after reading your response to the person that wrote "Gawd, blah, blah..." what is it REALLY you love being you, and will you seriously consider seeing a psychological disorder professional?

2010-05-05T09:51:00.001-07:00

I love that I have survived enough bullshit in my past that anonymous comments such as yours, don't even phase me anymore. I know who I am and for the first time in a long time, I have realized that's all that matters.

And, to answer your second question, I have been shrinked in the past. I found the root to a lot of my issues and have gotten a lot of closure. According to my doctor, I'm pretty well adjusted all things considering, but thanks for your concern.

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What if someone tells you that your body parts and the things you show on your photos are vomit inducing? You're really unclean/not sanitary looking. If I used the word dirty, you'll only use it as a positive.

2010-05-05T09:47:00.001-07:00

I wouldn't be shocked that someone out there didn't find me attractive. Beauty is subjective. And, yeah, I would use it as a positive... thank you.

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If I bake you a cake will you come visit me?

2010-05-04T13:47:00.001-07:00

Depends on the cake... or pie *hinthint*

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What's your favorite thing to do with root beer?

2010-05-04T13:46:00.001-07:00

When I was younger, I used to make floats with vanilla frozen yogurt... Yum... nowadays, I like to make it rain on them Hos with a iced bottle of A&W.

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If I extend an invitation to you to join the Booty Nation would you accept without doubting yourself?

2010-05-04T13:45:00.001-07:00

For you... yes, yes I will. :)

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I would never leave you or hurt you. That's not much of a question, but there you go.

2010-05-04T08:32:00.001-07:00

I know, and that's why you're my best fuckin friend forever! We still on for the three-way heart necklace.

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Gawd! Don't you just get tired of being you? Your diatribe just goes on and on and on. What exactly do you DO for a living and do you really get any compensation to sustain a decent living? Your need for attention on that model website is plain sad.

2010-05-03T20:24:00.001-07:00

Actually, I love being me...it took me awhile to get here, but I'm LOVING it. And, what I find sad is that you didn't have the balls to come at me correctly and not do it anonymously. People like you, who have no clue about me and spew bullshit like this, just make me laugh and motivate me to do more. Thanks... I needed that.

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Size doesn't matter so what's your favorite fun time activity to do with mashed potatoes?

2010-04-27T17:01:00.003-07:00

My new favourite thing is... Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Ginger and Garlic Chicken wrapped up in naan... making shepherd's pie is a close second.

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how can you make you ass any bigger? it could feed a whole african village!

2010-04-27T17:01:00.001-07:00

Umm... what? Missed your meds today?

And, it's "your" not "you".

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Where is the best location that we should photograph your booty?

2010-04-26T17:39:00.001-07:00

A location with really ridiculously small props/furniture... anything to make my ass look bigger. Hahaha

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I'm fuckin PUMPED!!!

2010-04-25T18:18:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow, I shoot my first set for Evil Hearts (you should totally sign up, if you aren't already a member)... I am ready to do this. It has been postponed long enough. I LOVE styling/directing my own shoots... Fucks Yeah!!!

SQUEE HARDER THAN I'VE EVER SQUEED BEFORE

2010-04-25T18:06:00.001-07:00

Yesterday was AMAZEBALLS!!! I had sooooo much fun shooting in one of the most amazing locations ever. One thing did suck though, Ruca has strep throat, so she couldn't make it. BUT... on the upside, I got to shoot with Zamra Dollskin!! Our hair and make-up was done by the amazing, hilarious and gorgeous LaDonna Hearne.

I got to model designs from Dollskin Designs and a piece from Vex that I have been drooling over for the longest time now. Ohh..OOOH...OOOOOOOoh... I also got to show Kaia, Zamra, Nadyia and Billy some moves on the pole (yes, there will be pics cause it sooooo happened).

I had a blast, and hopefully, we'll all get to collaborate again!!! They were all seriously the best!!

When was the last time you cried during a movie? What was the movie?

2010-04-21T21:04:00.001-07:00

My little sister and I were watching "Across the Universe" about a month ago... the scenes where they're singing "Let It Be". It gets me every time

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i'm gonna let this ask the question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLN8jVIbRDw

2010-04-21T02:09:00.005-07:00

You've seen me before? >.>

Creepy... yet hot!

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Do you think you'd ever get tired of being a cyber person? You obviously spend most of your time on the internet. Do you have a qualifying job, besides tramping around on the internet?

2010-04-21T02:09:00.003-07:00

No, not really. When you're sick a lot, the internet keeps you from getting cabin fever. Actually, I'm qualified to do a plethora of different jobs, I just don't feel like doing them at this point in my life. I've had a job for as long as I can remember, now, I'd rather focus on doing what makes me happy. As for tramping around the internet... considering the type of work I would like to do in the near future, I take that as a compliment.

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My favourite photo of you is the one where your wearing an amazing pair of thigh high boots. If you could just tell us about how you felt trying them on and modeling in them?

2010-04-21T02:09:00.001-07:00

Actually, I felt amazing in them. My legs are my second fave part of my body, and those boots made them look ridiculously hot. At first look, I thought they'd be really uncomfortable, but when you put them on, they are sooo sexy that you don't even think about it.

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A minor health setback...

2010-04-20T22:53:00.002-07:00

But, now things are looking amazing... my roommate and I have soooo many ideas we've been tossing around while I was down, and we can't wait to make them happen. Besides... he's been a little bummed lately, so hopefully some best friend time will help. I'm also excited about this weekend... I get to shoot with the amazing
Kaia

Ruca

Nadyia

and Billy Jarrell

We are going to have sooo much fun. This will be my first time meeting/shooting with all of them, and I've been looking forward to it for a long time. I have some other news coming up, but I am keeping it under wraps until everything is finalized. Keep your fingers crossed!
xoFifi

If you could dress your favourite model who would you pick and what would you choose

2010-04-15T19:03:00.001-07:00

I would take Ninja http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/847611/0 and put her in some amazing latex. She has one of the most AMAZING bodies I have ever seen.

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where should i move to? I'm getting tired of Dallas. After this and next year....I wanna LEAAAAVE

2010-04-15T18:55:00.003-07:00

I'm heading west... you should too!

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Did you ever think that if the coyote had that much cash to spend on ACME products he could just buy himself some food and stop chasing that road runner around?

2010-04-15T18:55:00.001-07:00

I believe he got all that stuff for free... you know, product placement.

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Hugh Hefner...

2010-04-15T13:43:00.000-07:00

I never thought I'd say this... but you and your magazine are a total joke now.

So... you won't put the crazy broad with 8 kids in your magazine because she's not a celebrity... but, you put Heidi Montag (a cover and a spread... and she didn't even get nude) and a hooker in your magazine... Really? Really?! A hooker is a celebrity to you now?

Your magazine's standards disappeared a looooong time ago.

Apart from Model Mayhem and your website where can Ifind more of your images to spank too?

2010-04-14T13:18:00.001-07:00

Well, you can become a member of www.crazybabe.com to see more of my explicit work... or, you can check out my deviant art page which has more of my normal nudes. http://miss-fifi.deviantart.com/

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Which famous person most embodies ''sexy'' to you and why?

2010-04-12T02:49:00.001-07:00

I know it's cliche to name her... but, Angelina Jolie gives it to me harder than any other person (famous or not). She's the epitome of sex in my opinion. She's my perfect woman... talented, stunning, caring, a personality that rocks my face off, did I mention super talented. Oh... I'd go super lesbian monogamous for her. I'd have no problems living in a closer in her house only to be let out for sexin.

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If it was discovered you were an ax murderer who would disown you the fastest, lover or best friend?

2010-04-12T02:46:00.001-07:00

I think the both of them would be very intrigued by it... They'd probably fight over the movie rights.

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You give me naughty dreams. (Eclectic Vision)

2010-04-12T02:45:00.001-07:00

*gigglesnort* You are the best!

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if you were going to a fancy dress party, what role or costume would you pick to best reflect your personality?

2010-04-08T12:54:00.001-07:00

I can't put it into words, so I will give an example http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/2009PF/VERSACE/RUNWAY/19m.jpg Dripping in black diamonds... with crazy coloured hair for contrast.

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whats the best cure for a hangover?

2010-04-08T12:19:00.001-07:00

For me... a nice spliff. But, for people who don't partake.... gatorade and pepto.

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My new girl crush....

2010-04-05T01:47:00.000-07:00

Jessica Lowndes

*swoon*

I concur...

2010-04-05T01:17:00.001-07:00

You are 95% addicted to bacon!

Created by Recipe Star

Do you think booty photographers get a bum deal?

2010-04-05T00:04:00.003-07:00

Yeah, but they love it.

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I love you! erm. Question: How much wood could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2010-04-05T00:04:00.001-07:00

Exactly 1/2 a ton.

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I have strawberries. That is all.

2010-04-05T00:03:00.001-07:00

Just strawberries? You disappoint me... White Devil!

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I just wanted to say thank you for knocking Natalya off her pedestal. I love you for that. <3

2010-04-01T22:02:00.003-07:00

That bitch is just lucky she didn't say that shit to my face. Hell, I don't think she'd have the balls to even look me in the eye.

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Why do I think naughty thoughts when I look at your pictures?

2010-04-01T22:02:00.001-07:00

*gigglesnort* I loves you.

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Wow what a splendid reply, please ramble on all you can! I like their leather catsuit with maybe some more conventional slut struts!

2010-04-01T22:00:00.001-07:00

Well, that's funny you say that. This is my second fave outfit http://www.atsukokudo.com/shop-page.php?page=Latex-Rubber-Wonder-Cup-Puff-Sleeve-Cat-Suit

I've never wanted a catsuit sooo bad in my life. I usually am not a fan of them, but this one is soooo adorable. *swoon*

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So... do you dance much?

2010-04-01T14:34:00.001-07:00

At the moment... nope... only freelancing. I have decided to focus more on my modeling and photography. Now that Tia has put her magazine idea out there, I have been doing lots of shoot planning. Finding a boy to get naked and do crassities with you is harder than I thought.

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How do you plan to spend your easter?

2010-04-01T14:26:00.001-07:00

Well, I am not really big on Easter, but I am trying to plan something special for my Boy for Passover.

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I'm gonna fuckin do it!!!

2010-03-29T23:26:00.001-07:00

I AM going to LA next month. I can't shake this feeling that it's something that I have to do. So... yeah, I don't care if I have to sell stuff and work with every GWC in the DFW area... it's going to happen.

Fibro be damned... flaring or not, I'm making it fuckin happen!!!

This is the year that I take it to the next level. Watch out, Bitches... here comes Fifi and she's cunt punting everyone that gets in her way!

/pumped rant

If I could buy you one special outfit what would you like?

2010-03-29T21:55:00.001-07:00

Oh gosh... first, I am flattered that you would even ask. Second... hmm... that's a toughie... If you could, I would have to say, this dress http://www.atsukokudo.com/shop-page.php?page=Latex-Rubber-Fifties-Style-Flare-Dress

I have been in love with it since it first was added to the site. I'm simple, so I wouldn't want the flowers or anything. I just want it strapless in light blue. It's my dream dress.... which is weird because it's the girliest thing I have ever liked.

I'd custom order some Punitive ballet heels to go with it. Black patent... drool... sorry for the in depth answer, I've been drooling/fantasizing about that dress for a long time. Ignore my ramblings. lol

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Best excuse for root beer?

2010-03-29T20:41:00.001-07:00

When you're out of birch beer.

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Would you ever date a club patron or do you only see them as clients.

2010-03-29T20:40:00.001-07:00

It would depend. A lot of the time, strip club patrons get a bad rep... but, I have dated one and he is one of the most amazing guys I know. Granted, it was only his second time at a strip club... but still. We connected and ended up becoming great friends.

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When are you going to let me save your heathen soul?

2010-03-27T18:53:00.003-07:00

Never you WHITE DEVIL!!!

Love you.

Ask away...

Do you any idea how much I adore you? grope

2010-03-27T18:53:00.001-07:00

Is it as much as I adore you? <3

Ask away...

Whats your favourite unlived fantasy?

2010-03-27T18:52:00.001-07:00

A day of debaucherous shooting with Aeric Meredith-Goujon, Corwin Prescott, Eric Cain, Damon Banner, Will Springfield, Envy, Scar, Annie, Nicotine, Stephy C, Sarah Jean and myself.

Ask away...

Whats the best part of your state?

2010-03-27T16:55:00.005-07:00

Which state? My home state or my current residence?

Ask away...

Would you ever shoot with me? I'd let you dom me and everything!

2010-03-27T16:55:00.003-07:00

Fo sho! <3

Ask away...

When is the best time of night to drunk text you?

2010-03-27T16:55:00.001-07:00

Anytime... I'm a serious night owl, so I'd more than likely be awake.

Ask away...

we should fight crime.

2010-03-26T13:16:00.001-07:00

Fuck.Yes. Any opportunity to wear skin tight clothing and kick ass.

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Do you have a link to Scar, love to check her out and visualise you both?

2010-03-26T13:08:00.001-07:00

Not to be a bitch, but there is a thing called Google. It's not hard to find her.

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Q: Do you do full nude lap dances? A: Is there any another kind? Good Answer!Do you allow any touching?Tell us about your favorite lap dance if you have one.

2010-03-26T13:06:00.001-07:00

Well, I've danced in three states and only one allowed touching. To be honest, I only allowed it if the guy was hot (and, not wearing a wedding band)... and they were NEVER allowed to touch my genitals.

I had a guy try to slip a digit in once and I almost broke his hand.

Ask away...

The guy I'm seeing really wants buttsecks. I had a bad experience and I'm now kinda freaked out by it. Any advice on getting over the phobia? Btw..I love your work, and as long as you promise not to post it, I'll tell you who I am.

2010-03-26T13:05:00.001-07:00

I would suggest you be honest with him. Tell him exactly what you just told me. It's not that you don't want him to be happy, it's just that you had a bad experience before. To be perfectly honest with you, I don't do it for the same reason. I had a horrible lube mix up (warming lube is no bueno for anal) and since then, I refuse to do it.

Besides, if you give into him and you aren't really into it... it will just make for another bad experience for the both of you. If you really aren't comfortable with it, tell him, but ask him if there's anything else that he's into. Not being into one thing, doesn't have to destroy your sex life.

If he makes a big stink about it (no pun intended), maybe it's time to reevaluate your relationship.

Ask away...

I've Just Been Accepted!!!

2010-03-26T11:56:00.000-07:00

Well, I have just been accepted on a trial basis to model for Evil Hearts. I am sooo excited to have this opportunity. I hope everyone likes me. I mean, who doesn't like a chick who gets naked on the internets.

My first set should be coming very soon... it pays to be/live with a photographer. We have sooo many ideas already.

xoFifi

What three songs would you strip too?

2010-03-25T12:23:00.001-07:00

My three favourite songs to strip to would be:

1. "Love Song" by Snake River Conspiracy

2. "Knife Party" by the Deftones

3. "Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse

Ask away...

You made a reference to the flying spaghetti monster... I think my love for you is complete :D

2010-03-25T12:20:00.003-07:00

What, Bitch! You didn't fully love me before? DUMBLEDORE!!!

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Who would you most like to see naked?

2010-03-25T12:20:00.001-07:00

To be honest, I can't think of anyone. Most of my friends are either nude models or strippers. And, I can't think of any celebrity that I want to see naked that I already haven't (Cillian Murphy... /drool). Hmmm... let's see... I really can't think of anyone.

Ask away...

WHATS ONE 'SHOOT' YOU HEVENT DONE BUT WOULD LOVE TOO?

2010-03-24T13:07:00.001-07:00

A domination scene with one of my favourite models, Scar. I saw one she did once with another model, and let's just say, I was very disappointed with how she was spanked. I could totally do much better.

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Do you do full nude lap dances?

2010-03-24T13:06:00.001-07:00

Is there any another kind?

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Additionally, I wanted to tell you how AWESOME my gay cat is. You should meet him sometime AKA we should hang out! :)

2010-03-24T02:59:00.001-07:00

*gasp* He would totally love my gay cat. He's obsessed with shoes and purses. And is afraid of vagina.

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What is your favorite pair of heels OF ALL TIME!!11!11!eleventy-one!

2010-03-24T02:58:00.001-07:00

These... http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/tumblr_kr5nf9axHQ1qzzzl7o1_400.jpg

I have been absolutely obsessed with them since I saw them... I mean, how could I not love them. They just solidify Alexander's genius.

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Did you know I have a crush on you?

2010-03-23T17:17:00.003-07:00

No, because you refuse to man up and tell me who you are. You can't go out on a date with someone, if you don't grow a pair.

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How do you feel about anonymous guys/women checking you out online andgetting off to it?

2010-03-23T17:17:00.001-07:00

I'd be more upset that people didn't find my work spankable.

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Do you taste like butterscotch? You kinda look like you taste like butterscotch.

2010-03-23T16:42:00.001-07:00

Hahaha... apparently, I look like I taste like a lot of yummy things. I've never gotten a specific answer, I've just been told that I do have a sweet natural taste. I think of it as my reward for being ridiculously flat chested.... I've gotta have something to drive the boys wild. Hahaha

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How did you get to be so awesome?

2010-03-23T16:40:00.001-07:00

I have no idea, but it took me a long long time to get here. :)

And, thank you. <3

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I've got a huge thing for woman in high heels? Any ideas why?

2010-03-23T16:39:00.001-07:00

Not to go all uber nerd, but heels force a woman to stand up straighter, which in turn makes her legs look phenomenal and causes her to stick her ass out more.

And, heels and wimmens are magical gifts from the FSM, so it's only natural to like them together.

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I feel violently ill...

2010-03-23T02:29:00.000-07:00

I'm watching Harry Potter...

2010-03-22T23:36:00.000-07:00

and it has occurred to me... skanky teeth and all, Bellatrix Lestrange makes me moist.

The Confessions of A Fifi

If anyone looks at the date on that ultrasound pic you posted on MM, you will be called the biggest liar. Did you know that? Use PS, at least, to cover your ignorance.

If/when you crash my couch, can I shoot you with my big spiffy camera? :D Pleeeeeeease!

Let's just make out.

Hey, haven't seen you post on SF2 like for 5 days or so. Why haven't you been there?

Sorry this isn't really a question but more of a statement. I pretty much love you cause I've had the opportunity to get to know you as a person. You are awesome no matter what :)

lol i hope youve seen the pictures of that bitch on emo-porn.com loooooooool

Before I was banned, for life, from MM, you always made me laugh. I still love your candor. Can we date?

Do you have a rough past with any other models? I'm just wondering because of thing I have heard recently.

Why do you think people are so afraid of your sexuality? Why does it matter to them what you make of your life?

Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?

People are pretty fucking rude to you, aren't they? *hug*

Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?

I'm curious, what will you tell your children and grandchildren about the photos you have on crazybabe.com and that pornographic site (posing as a model site) called MM?

Damn you got a stalker mama..who follows you from page to page reading everything you do then find you to ask you questions about it...awww stalker would u like a hug sweetie....

Bacon?

Neutral observation: Even if the person does not follow you, you open yourself up for these things because every page they open on the forum has your attention whoring posts. If you had a life outside the net, maybe they will cease?

Do you know that you are one of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my entire life? Just wondering :).

Filth was not a word I used to describe the images you present over the net. I said you look unclean, not sanitary and crazybabe.com doesn't even promote you on the thumbnails. What have you got to say about that?

You know what I really *hate*? I hate when I don't have the balls to talk shit to a person's face instead of hiding behind the internet.

You just can't wait to post to the model site that someone dislikes you, can you? Are you asking for sympathy or begging to be noticed? When does it end?

Hate is too much a valuable word to use on you. I don't believe the "questioner" HATES you, Fifi, I think he or she is just tired of your "make up as I go" posturing, pandering on the internet. Ever considered that?

If I feed you mahi mahi nachos and the occasional mojito, will you let me troll your face all day long?

why even publish the shitty troll questions??? they're better left ignored.

Filthy can be sexy. I think you missed the point of the person asking you the question about your photos. Unclean is a repellant. Is that the reason why you won't address the query on your hygiene?

Hey, cyber, pathetic cry baby, ever visit the real world where people have decent jobs and career that does not involve showing disgusting vulva, charcoal black nipples or pitch black armpits?

What is the saddest thing about you? You call someone that is ONTO your agenda, pathetic, when it is clear that you have a pathetic cyber life. How often do you live in the real world?

Hi, I am a big fan of yours. I can't believe the audacity in which you publish the questions asked of you and then fire off the most feeble and pathetic replies. How do you do it?

You never really answer a question as asked. What exactly do you do for a career and do you get a sizeable financial asset from what you do, whatever it is that you do?

You wrote: "But, not the norms like apple or blueberry, I had this strawberry mango pie once, good god." Irony! You corrected someone's grammar and yet, you didn't bother to correct yours. Did you go to school?

You're too sad and funny, at the same time. The questions asked of you here? You couldn't wait to use them as another springboard to announce on that model site forums. What doesn't it take, huh? Why don't you use the word unsanitary 'stead of filthy?

Is there really a secret to happiness or is it just another political ploy?

Did I just ask what I think I just asked?

What is your favorite type of pie and what should she be wearing?

Do you believe that same type of people attract their kind of people? Men with intelligence and class would NEVER fawn all over you like the losers you have here. Desperate acts deserve desperate measures. The measures are what the men here reveal.

A couple of questions for you, after reading your response to the person that wrote "Gawd, blah, blah..." what is it REALLY you love being you, and will you seriously consider seeing a psychological disorder professional?

What if someone tells you that your body parts and the things you show on your photos are vomit inducing? You're really unclean/not sanitary looking. If I used the word dirty, you'll only use it as a positive.

If I bake you a cake will you come visit me?

What's your favorite thing to do with root beer?

If I extend an invitation to you to join the Booty Nation would you accept without doubting yourself?

I would never leave you or hurt you. That's not much of a question, but there you go.

Gawd! Don't you just get tired of being you? Your diatribe just goes on and on and on. What exactly do you DO for a living and do you really get any compensation to sustain a decent living? Your need for attention on that model website is plain sad.

Size doesn't matter so what's your favorite fun time activity to do with mashed potatoes?

how can you make you ass any bigger? it could feed a whole african village!

Where is the best location that we should photograph your booty?

I'm fuckin PUMPED!!!

*SQUEE HARDER THAN I'VE EVER SQUEED BEFORE*

When was the last time you cried during a movie? What was the movie?

i'm gonna let this ask the question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLN8jVIbRDw

Do you think you'd ever get tired of being a cyber person? You obviously spend most of your time on the internet. Do you have a qualifying job, besides tramping around on the internet?

My favourite photo of you is the one where your wearing an amazing pair of thigh high boots. If you could just tell us about how you felt trying them on and modeling in them?

A minor health setback...

If you could dress your favourite model who would you pick and what would you choose

where should i move to? I'm getting tired of Dallas. After this and next year....I wanna LEAAAAVE

Did you ever think that if the coyote had that much cash to spend on ACME products he could just buy himself some food and stop chasing that road runner around?

Hugh Hefner...

Apart from Model Mayhem and your website where can Ifind more of your images to spank too?

Which famous person most embodies ''sexy'' to you and why?

If it was discovered you were an ax murderer who would disown you the fastest, lover or best friend?

You give me naughty dreams. (Eclectic Vision)

if you were going to a fancy dress party, what role or costume would you pick to best reflect your personality?

whats the best cure for a hangover?

My new girl crush....

I concur...

You are 95% addicted to bacon!

Do you think booty photographers get a bum deal?

I love you! erm. Question: How much wood could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I have strawberries. That is all.

I just wanted to say thank you for knocking Natalya off her pedestal. I love you for that. <3

Why do I think naughty thoughts when I look at your pictures?

Wow what a splendid reply, please ramble on all you can! I like their leather catsuit with maybe some more conventional slut struts!

So... do you dance much?

How do you plan to spend your easter?

I'm gonna fuckin do it!!!

If I could buy you one special outfit what would you like?

Best excuse for root beer?

Would you ever date a club patron or do you only see them as clients.

When are you going to let me save your heathen soul?

Do you any idea how much I adore you? *grope*

Whats your favourite unlived fantasy?

People are pretty fucking rude to you, aren't they? hug

You know what I really hate? I hate when I don't have the balls to talk shit to a person's face instead of hiding behind the internet.

SQUEE HARDER THAN I'VE EVER SQUEED BEFORE

Do you any idea how much I adore you? grope